Thursday, August 25, 2011

scrubbing one's internet history

the conventional wisdom is that if you are trying to get hired, don't leave anything embarrassing lying around on the internet to incriminate you -- amateur porn, rants against capitalism or evil bosses, drunk-o-logues, etc.  this was brought to mind for me by the news that CmdrTaco is leaving Slashdot.  people like him built their entire careers on "potentially embarrassing things posted on the internet".

i am right now picturing myself as the hiring manager of a company.  i'm looking over the web presence of a potential hire with their resume on my desk in front of me.  following the breadcrumbs, i find that they have posted:
1) a rant complaining about an evil boss.  (hire her!!)
2) a rant about annoying co-workers.  (do not hire!!)
3) a rant about stupid customers.  (VERY do not hire!!!!)

as a boss i would not care about someone having problems with me -- maybe it would drive them to follow their own creative path and contribute more to the company.  someone who stabs their colleagues in the back, however, i can do without; and someone who doesn't know which side of their toast the butter is on? forGETaboutit.

4) amateur porn? creative!
5) racist/sexist/homophobic screeching? let the post office take 'em! okay, that's unfair and hostile to postal workers.  let the rodeo clowns have them!! maybe that's unfair to rodeo clowns.
6) BAD/BORING WRITING: sorry, that's where my own prejudice comes in, and i have to push the "reject" button and open the trapdoor to the alligator pond.

in this day and age, i figure if someone DOESN'T have anything incriminating online somewhere, they've been lazy.

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